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Choaked at Theater
I DIED AT MUSIC
what old joke are we going to bring back next
you forgot one
i am 19 years old and i still have no idea if jet packs are real or not
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
im going to make this gain notes and show it to my friend
Taylor Swift dances like a Sim
I would pay good money to have a navigation system voiced by cas
"I don’t understand, why did you not turn when I told you to?"
"You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can drag you back in."
Can you imagine, though:
Crashing the car when you didn’t have permission to take it out:
The man who invented pop-up ads has apologized to the world for unintentionally creating one of the Internet’s most hated forms of advertising.
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
A whole new meaning to the term “Naked and Afraid”
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.