my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
date me to disappoint your parents
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of my life.
Let’s play a game.
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do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
Stop making women feel bad about shaving.
Stop making women feel bad about not shaving.
Stop making women feel bad about having sex.
Stop making women feel bad about not having sex.
Stop hating all men because some men are assholes.
gAMES WITH CUSTOMISATION
what do bugs do for fun
they ruin lives
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child
is that not the plot of iron man 2