I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
my favourite thing to do in the holidays is fuck up my sleeping pattern as much as possible
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.
my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000
My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture
my schools doing this and apparently we raised $1000 in a day and a half
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!
your url really suits you actualucifer
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
I really want to dye my hair lagoon blue
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts